ALCOHOL WARNING: Message: Due to increasing products liability, beer manufacturers have accepted the medical Association's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all beer containers.

Warning : Consumption of alcohol may make you
think you are whispering
when you are not.

Warning : Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in
dancing like a wanker.

Warning : Consumption of alcohol may cause you to
tell the same boring
story over and over again until your friends want to
smash your face in.

Warning : Consumption of alcohol may lead you to
believe that ex-lovers
are
really dying for you to telephone them at 4 in the
morning.

Warning : Consumption of alcohol may leave you
wondering what the hell
happened to your trousers.

Warning : Consumption of alcohol may make you
think you can logically
converse with other members of the opposite sex
without spitting.

Warning : Consumption of alcohol may make you
think you possess mystical
Kung-Fu powers.

Warning : Consumption of alcohol may cause you to
roll over in the morning
and see something really scary (whose species,
and/or name you can't
remember)

Warning : Consumption of alcohol is the leading
cause of inexplicable rug
burns on the forehead.

Warning : Consumption of alcohol may lead to traffic
signs and cones
appearing in your home.

Warning : Consumption of alcohol may lead you to
believe that people are
laughing with you.

Warning : Consumption of alcohol may cause an
influx in the time-space
continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large)
gaps of time may seem to
literally disappear.

Warning : Consumption of alcohol may actually
cause pregnancy.

Hmmm.. I wonder which of them are really true... but majority of them are half truths like the last one because most drunk teens do have sex unknowingly when they are really drunk that result to pregnancy.

lemme think